Dinger

Dinger is the mascot of the Colorado Rockies and a frequent punching bag at Purple Row. While no poll has been conducted since at least 2010, estimates put the vocal anti-Dinger faction at about 30 times (citation needed)  the size of the pro-Dinger faction.

Dinger exists as such because while excavating land for Coors Field, a discovery was made of a triceratops skull among other dinosaur bones.

While this wiki will attempt to be neutral on as many issues as possible, the existence of Dinger may not be one of these things.

[incl. picture of that pantsless purple dinosaur]